The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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