you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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