guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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