I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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