Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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