My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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