Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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