How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Houston, we have a squirter
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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