I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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