Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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