yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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