just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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