If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
