i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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