OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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