i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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