I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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