u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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