How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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