omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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