what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Randomize
