He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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