my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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