Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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