brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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