There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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