Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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