I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
third nipple confirmed
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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