im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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