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(313): View more from Michigan

Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.

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(512): View more from Texas

he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.

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(214): View more from Texas

It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...

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(425): View more from Washington

I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.

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(231): View more from Michigan

My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar

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(317): View more from Indiana

Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it

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