mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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