Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
