Whod you bang
If i come over, it means nothing
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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