I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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