Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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