tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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