He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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