Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
her vagine was all disorganized.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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