its not stalking. its research.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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