'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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