Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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