i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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