woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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