went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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