Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
