OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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