I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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