The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have aggressive nipples.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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