My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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