Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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