ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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