So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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