I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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