So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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