the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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