what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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