you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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